1. 5secondsofsuummer:

    OMFG SO MY BROTHER IS GAY AND EVERYONE IN MY FAMILY KNOWS EXCEPT OUR PARENTS SO TODAY WE WERE WATCHING THE HANGOVER AND MY MOM AND ALL MY SISTERS WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW WE’D HAVE SEX WITH WITH BRADLEY COOPER AND MY BROTHER GOES “so would I” AND THEN “oh yeah I like boys guys surprise” IM STILL LAUGHING

    (Source: uhmalfoy, via wheresmyfallenangel)

     

  2. endeavoir:

    peachdoxie:

    I feel like DreamWorks takes bigger risks than Disney sometimes.

    They do, but they have two types of risks:

    1. Making a surprisingly emotional movie with deep adult messages that is likely to receive heavy criticism

    2. Make the strangest ass movie anyone on this planet has or will ever witness. Usually by sprinkling some creepy animal/human relations in there.

    (via elleys-blog)

     

  3. thatfuckingcrowv2:

    orlandobloomers:

    instead of sending me nudes you can send me 

    • pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
    • pics of you smiling with ur mom 
    • pics of plants
    • pics of ur dog
    • pics of silly lookin bugs that u find 

    send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower

    (via wheresmyfallenangel)

     

  4. thirliewhirl:

    girls, who were bullied most of their life and gain confidence at one point, should be feared most because they dont take anyone’s shit no longer and they will destroy you if you think otherwise

    (via elleys-blog)

     
  5. landofrockandroll:

    Because a follower requested I post a #selfie. Haircut game strong!
    #landofrockandroll #undercut #godimsuchafaggot

     
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  7. mrskittyforman:

    if you ever see me reblog something as a link please dont judge me im sorry im probably on mobile and didnt mean it

    (Source: ziver, via wheresmyfallenangel)

     

  8. ur-sempai said: HEADCANON! you are incredibly clumsy when it comes to holding on to monster condoms cause well you know

    Sadly you’re completely right. I’m so fucking clumsy with condoms in general.

     

  9. Levels of Tumblr.

    constantine-spiritworker:

    helioscentrifuge:

    1 follower = egg

    10-40 followers = hatchling

    50-99 followers = baby dragon

    100-349 followers = dragon

    350-500 followers = still a dragon

    501-799 followers =  mega dragon

    800- 4,999 followers = super hella dragon

    5000+ followers = UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH 

    These are the legit numbers.

    sUPER HELLA DRAGON YES

    (Source: toucher, via aphfandoms)

     

  10. There is literally only one post on this entire site with 11 million notes

     
  11. frecklesrex:

    10/? Favourite Supernatural Tumblr Posts

    (via omnivoice)

     
  12. queefymanelaflare:

    jayda95:

    asap-rock-lee:

    white lady and a duck in a rap battle

    this a swan

    i was dere shorty was like “u a duck nigga a straight fuck nigga” had the whole terminal wylin

    (Source: appil, via cyberpapi)

     
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  14. windows-vriska:

    the hunger games aren’t amazingly unique or flawless or anything but I think katniss as a character is very important and i think the media misunderstands

    we aren’t in it for the cute boys. we’re in it for katniss. thousands of young girls were introduced to an introverted, angry girl born into poverty and watched her become the savior of the world and the media doesn’t seem to understand that she, as a character, is important to girls. not who she dates, but her

    (via fangirlsjustwannahavefun)

     

  15. we-cant-giggle-its-a-crimescene:

    crystallizedclarity:

    bloodyeleven:

    peonymoonflower:

    transphobictrans:

    teruterus:

    why hate on trans boys when you can hate on cis boys

    why hate on anyone when you can grow up and spread some positivity instead

    Why hate people when you can hate humidity

    Why stop at humidity when you can hate mosquitoes?

    i fuckin hate mosquitoes

    that’s the spirit

    (via imnotagrownupiswear)